Chapter #20 – Mind Fuck to the Extreme

“So, tell me about your problems.”

An old and wise-looking man sat on the edge of his chair, looking at the young girl in front of him. The young girl might have been beautiful, but years of neglect had taken their turn on her. Her long blue hair covered up her entire face, writhing and moving about as if alive. Indeed, rather than hair, they seemed to be tendrils or tentacles. It was as if an alien had landed on the girl’s head and taken over her mind.

Yet, none of this unnerved the physician. He was old, and old people generally had loads and loads of experience in dealing with stuff. Hell, the old man was married, for God’s sake, and married people go through virtually hell. Dealing with a troubled young girl – weird living hair or not – was nothing compared to dealing with his bitch of a wife. The man fondly put a hand on his copy of Dr. Phil’s Therapy For Idiots and smiled. Ah, the book that had allowed him to get up to this point in life. He had read the book over and over, up to the point where he could pull out any line from the book at any time.

Chapter #19 – A Yaoi Fangirl’s Dream Come True

“Ugh…” A young man lay on a bed – or what might have passed for a bed, had it not been a fucking hammock – with a hand over his face. His face was wracked with pain, and a groan made its way through his lips. His other hand swung slightly back and forth from the side of the hammock, devoid of life. “I… I don’t think… I’m going to… make… it…”

“No! You have to get better!” Tears streaming from his eyes, a young man who knelt beside the hammock grabbed his tormented friend’s hand and clung onto it as if his life depended on it. The young man’s long silver hair shook as the young man trembled in sorrow, and he leaned over his friend. Looking at his friend’s face, he drew nearer and…

Omake #11 – Reviving the Dead Horse Just to Kill It and Beat Its Corpse Again

Fortenra: TOASTIE!

Toastie: FORTENRA!

Fortenra: TOASSSSTTTTTIIIIIEEEEE!!!!

Toastie: FORTEEEEENNNNRRRRAAAAA!!!!

Fortenra: TOOOAAAASSSTTTTIIIIIIEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!

Toastie: FOOOOORRRRTTTTTEEEEENNNNNRRRRRAAAAAAA!!!!!!!

Fortenra: TOOOOO-

Elton John: And I guess that’s why they call it~ the bluuuuuuueeeeeesssssss~~~~!!!

Fortenra: Who the fuck left the radio on?

Q: Hey, I like Elton John!

Fortenra: Fuck you!

Toastie: Why is this happening again?

Character Profile #Kashi

A former member of Q’s elite – not really elite – group of bodyguards and the First Guardian of the Gate of the Abandoned Warehouse for a few days, Kashi was known for his top hat, which he always carried around, except when he didn’t. An avid activist for orphan rights, Kashi housed a great deal of orphans, runaways and homeless children out of the goodness of his heart.

Back Story #Kashi

The boy was climbing a tree.

“Kashi~! Kashi~!”

Narrowing his eyes in annoyance, the young boy climbed further up the tree, hoping that when she came by, she would not spot him. He panted for breath as he neared the peak, and looked at the next branch in his way. The distance between his position and the branch was longer than usual, and a mis-step could kill him. It could be very, very dangerous. Kashi smiled. He would have it no other way.

Balancing himself on the branch, Kashi spread his arms out to balance himself and bent his knees slightly in order to prepare himself for the jump that might or might not kill him. Swinging himself back and forth, Kashi mentally counted down. Five… four… three… two… o-

“KASHI! YOU GET DOWN FROM THAT TREE RIGHT NOW!”