Omake #11 – Reviving the Dead Horse Just to Kill It and Beat Its Corpse Again

Fortenra: TOASTIE!

Toastie: FORTENRA!

Fortenra: TOASSSSTTTTTIIIIIEEEEE!!!!

Toastie: FORTEEEEENNNNRRRRAAAAA!!!!

Fortenra: TOOOAAAASSSTTTTIIIIIIEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!

Toastie: FOOOOORRRRTTTTTEEEEENNNNNRRRRRAAAAAAA!!!!!!!

Fortenra: TOOOOO-

Elton John: And I guess that’s why they call it~ the bluuuuuuueeeeeesssssss~~~~!!!

Fortenra: Who the fuck left the radio on?

Q: Hey, I like Elton John!

Fortenra: Fuck you!

Toastie: Why is this happening again?

Omake #10 – The Epic Tales of Kimberly TV Summaries

The hit TV series, The Epic Tales of Kimberly, caused a great deal of controversy when it was first aired in Sniperville, and many concerned parents attempted to boycott the show, claiming that the show “promoted values of honor, integrity and love” which they believed were corrupting their children. Indeed, a great deal of the parents had killed their children in order to protect them from the influence of the show, and for a while, it seemed as if The Epic Tales of Kimberly would be canceled. However, the studio responsible for the creation of the series, Studio Snips, assured people that The Epic Tales of Kimberly would not compromise the values that parents had taught their children to grow up with. And with that, a disaster was averted. This controversy caused The Epic Tales of Kimberly to become highly exposed to the Sniperville media, giving it a wide coverage that it could not have gained by itself. Now, with the second season, The Epic Tales of Kimberly: Resolution finished and a third season, The Epic Tales of Kimberly: Redemption, as well as a spin-off, Aron Resurrection, and a movie deal in the works, The Epic Tales of Kimberly is a household name that no one is without.

Omake #9 – Beating the Dead Horse With an- You Get the Drift

Fortenra: TOASTIE!

Toastie: FORTENRA!

Fortenra: TOASSSSTTTTTIIIIIEEEEE!!!!

Toastie: FORTEEEEENNNNRRRRAAAAA!!!!

Fortenra: TOOOAAAASSSTTTTIIIIIIEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!

Toastie: FOOOOORRRRTTTTTEEEEENNNNNRRRRRAAAAAAA!!!!!!!

Fortenra: TOOOOO-

Opal: DEATH TO THE HERETICS!!!!!!!!!!!

Fortenra: This shit is getting old.

Toastie: Tell me about it.

Omake #8 – Beating the Dead Horse With an Equally Dead Stick and Then Throwing It in a Fireplace

Fortenra: TOASTIE!

Toastie: FORTENRA!

Fortenra: TOASSSSTTTTTIIIIIEEEEE!!!!

Toastie: FORTEEEEENNNNRRRRAAAAA!!!!

Fortenra: TOOOAAAASSSTTTTIIIIIIEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!

Toastie: FOOOOORRRRTTTTTEEEEENNNNNRRRRRAAAAAAA!!!!!!!

Fortenra: TOOOOOOOAAAAAASSSSSTTTTTTIIIIIIIEEEE? Huh? No one’s interrupting?

Omake #7 – Beating the Dead Horse With an Equally Dead Stick

Fortenra: TOASTIE!

Toastie: FORTENRA!

Fortenra: TOASSSSTTTTTIIIIIEEEEE!!!!

Toastie: FORTEEEEENNNNRRRRAAAAA!!!!

Fortenra: TOOOAAAASSSTTTTIIIIIIEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!

Toastie: FOOOOORRRRTTTTTEEEEENNNNNRRRRRAAAAAAA!!!!!!!

Fortenra: TOOOOO-

Aine: NIPPON BAAAAAANNNNNNNZZZZZZAAAAAIIIIIII!!!!!!

Toatie: Eh?

Aine: Eh?

Omake #6 – Beating a Dead Horse With a Stick

Fortenra: TOASTIE!

Toastie: FORTENRA!

Fortenra: TOASSSSTTTTTIIIIIEEEEE!!!!

Toastie: FORTEEEEENNNNRRRRAAAAA!!!!

Fortenra: TOOOAAAASSSTTTTIIIIIIEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!

Toastie: FOOOOORRRRTTTTTEEEEENNNNNRRRRRAAAAAAA!!!!!!!

Fortenra: TOOOOO-

Ismaru: FOR SPAAAAAARRRRRRTTTTTAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!

Fortenra: Dude, why are you still here?

Ismaru: No fucking idea.

Omake #5 – The Cry That Reaches the Heavens

Fortenra: TOASTIE!

Toastie: FORTENRA!

Fortenra: TOASSSSTTTTTIIIIIEEEEE!!!!

Toastie: FORTEEEEENNNNRRRRAAAAA!!!!

Fortenra: TOOOAAAASSSTTTTIIIIIIEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!

Toastie: FOOOOORRRRTTTTTEEEEENNNNNRRRRRAAAAAAA!!!!!!!

Fortenra: TOOOOO-

Ismaru: RIIIIIIIIIIIICKKKKKKK AAAAASSSSTTTTTLLLLLLEEEEEEYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!

Toastie: Eh?

Fortenra: The fuck?

Ismaru: What? We’re we shouting names?

Fortenra: … How the fuck are you in this room? Weren’t you fighting Hirun?

Ismaru: Uh…

Omake #4 – Your Dreams?

Many people – at least those who have gone to school – can remember being given a sheet of paper and being told to write their future dreams on said piece of paper. This is, of course, ridiculous. A sheet of paper is not sufficient to contain the vast dreams of childhood, of youth, of hope. Yet, for some unknown reason, teachers continue this insane tradition, simply because they are, as their titles may imply, teachers. This is not to say that all teachers are insane, but rather that all insane people become teachers sometime or another. Why the government continues to employ the addled as instructors of our youth in unknown, but they are the government. Shit happens when they get involved.

The following are the wishlists of the various characters, varying on their grade. One thing to remember, however, is that not all the wishlists were written at the same time; Toastie’s wishlist, for example, would have taken place one year before that of Ismaru, Aine and Fortenra, while Zepia’s wishlist would have taken place even further beyond that.

Omake #3 – Elegance a Lady Does Make

Few people in their right minds would stand on the top of a skyscraper and lean over the railings, especially one as tall as the Rangeford National Skyscraper. For that matter, even the insane would not do such a thing. The Rangeford National Skyscraper, better known to the world as “That Bigass Building”, happened to be the tallest skyscraper in the world. Modeled in the image of the Tower of Babel, the tower that attempted to defy the will of Yaweh, the Rangeford National Tower was the masterpiece of the three nations that had pooled a great deal of resources to create it; America, China and strangely enough, Poland. Seriously, Poland? Towering over everything around it, the Rangeford National Tower’s height was roughly around 1,100 meters, and it would hold its title as the world’s tallest tower until its destruction at the hands – well, more like explosives – of a certain red-haired mad scientist a few years after this particular story.

Omake #2 – Dere, Dere, Yandere

“Hello? Jessica? Are you there?” Scratching his head in mild annoyance and confusion, the young man made his way across the hallway of the orphanage building, opening every door and looking into every room, with little success. No matter where he checked, no matter how many times he checked, he could not find his girlfriend. Which could mean only one thing…