Note: These aren’t really Frequently Asked Questions. Few people read this, and even fewer ask questions. Instead, these are questions I think would be asked by people if they actually read this thing. Reasonable… right?

Q. Why is this V2?
A. The reason that this is titled the Untitled Sniperville Story V2 is because this really is the second version of the Untitled Sniperville Story. Before I began V2, I wrote an original story, but stopped after six months or so. However, during December of 2007, I decided that I wanted to continue doing the story. However, as it was, I had lost a few of the chapters – Gaia Journals are unreliable – and I decided to start over from a new leaf. As such, this is the Untitled Sniperville Story… V2.

Q. How often does the story update?
A. My updates are quite random. Sometimes I will update twice or thrice a week. Sometimes there might not be an update for a month. It all depends on whether I have a writer’s block or the time. University does take plenty of time.

Q. You spelled this wrong.
Q. You got the grammar wrong in this chapter.
A. If you find a typo, or something that doesn’t seem to make sense, please tell me. I’m not the perfect writer – far from it, in fact – and I’m quite prone to mistakes. I hate making typos, but it does happen, and I’d be grateful if people pointed out instances in which I made a mistake.

Q. I forgot what my question was. Can you help me find it?
A. Yeah, that happens to me a lot. But no, I can’t. Cause I forgot my answer to the question you forgot.

Q. This thing sucks.
Q. I can’t stand this crap!
Q. I am astounded at the depths that you will go to in order to offend the eyes of so many people nationwide, as well as corrupt my very being. Every time I go near your blog I am filled with intense loathing and sickness. Your blog is a plight upon this world; your existence is a blight upon this world. Go and kill yourself, you pathetic excuse for a human being.
A. Those aren’t questions. And my answer is… THEN WHY DO YOU FUCKING READ THIS? Oh, wait, that’s a question. So I’ll give you an answer instead. FUCK YOU. FUCK YOU. FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU. FUCK YOU.

To be updated further in the future.